Planet Internet News Jockey was born out of a desire to bring news to people who are too apathetic to go get it themselves, and then feel really good about it, as though something of significance had been accomplished. Everyone who brings PINJ news is automatically a corospondent. Congratulations on your new position. You will answer to Cher, who covers games, movies and TV, and the Drummer from Creed, who covers music (poorly).